I love that Tumblr is like “We got Neil Gaiman to do a question and answer session so send in your questions and maybe he’ll answer them!” as though the man hasn’t spent the last few years hanging out here answering random questions and cementing himself as a widely beloved fixture of this site
“we brought in neil gaiman”
you pulled him unceremoniously from his bed to go sit on the couch is what you did
love seeing mutuals in law in the wild bc like . thats the mutuals person . you understand
This is why I love Kingdom Hearts, because it’s just that scene from Tangled… But Goofy is there.
For a second there I actually thought someone just photoshopped him
fuck it, I'm romanticizing underrated ao3 works now. 8,000 word fics with only 13 kudos, even after 5 months. multi-chaptered works with only 11 comments from the same 3 people and the author themself. incredibly specific works featuring OC's mingling with canon characters that only get 5 kudos. rare-pair fics. gift works that are literally ONLY for the receiver.
his name is Organic Spinach
the cleanest frog in Michigan
My favorite gag is mixing up the distinction between oft confused terms. Like, oh no, it's quite simple: stalactites have hit the earth's surface but stalagmites are found in space. Meteorites can be distinguished by their round snouts and asteroids by their sharper snouts. Oh, and remember: crocodiles hang from the ceiling. It's alligators that point up from the ground.
ALT